Oh great google. Ruler of all search engines. Seeker of all hidden text and links. Checker of all links reciprocal and inbound. Crawler of all web pages big and small. Writer of crazy algorithms that makes the Webmaster life oh so exciting.
I don't spam. I don't use keywords in vain. I optimize my website night and day. My Meta tags are like poetry. My content is so rich and unique, that even I don't know what it is about.
I don't ask for much. I don't ask for world peace. I don't ask to end world hunger. I don't ask to cure the sick. I don't care for any of those. All I wish for is high page rank. Let the good spider crawl into my web pages like it crawled into my heart. You had linked to my soul. Let this link be a reciprocal one. Give me the strength to defeat my wicked competitors, and send them deep into the search results abyss.
Amen
